Archive for December, 2007

PhotoHunt 89: Light

December 23

For light I have picked my cute hammie I had a while back. Most likely not what most people would have picked but cute either way.

PhotoHunt 89: Light
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BTW, new layout. Very pink. Something I normally don’t like but looks okay.

Allergic to birth control

December 22

Before anyone reads; TMI:

I have such allergic reactions to just about every type of birth control. I can’t use latex condoms. I can’t use the patch, the sticky on them break me out. I can’t use most pills to strong and I get sick. I was on the Nuva Ring but they think where I have been on it for over two years that it might be giving me high blood pressure and all my headaches.

They are trying me out on this new pill called the mini-pill or P.O.P. Not sure. And if it works for three months then they are going to try the IUD. Which sounds good but what if I want children before the 5 years are up or something like that. Can I change it or what I don’t like it? Am I allowed to change? I have so many questions.

I know some facts. I don’t need children right now. I want something I don’t have to take everyday and something that I’m not going to worry about or having stomach aches with or headaches with or something like that. I’m worried that I’m going to bleed really bad. I have always had problems with my periods.

Just in the last few months has my periods finally went from 5 days a month to 3. I was in love but I have headaches about 4-5 days a week. Which I hated. But what do you do? Hope for the best. . .I guess. I’m trying to look at everything.

I don’t feel good

December 22

I don’t feel good. I’ve changed birth control and I can really feel it. I haven’t ever had good luck with them. :yuck: I think I’m heading to bed with out updating anything. I’m so sick.

PhotoHunt 88: Small

December 15

Just a simple butterfly.

PhotoHunt 88: Small
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I want to laugh

December 14

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. “Careful,” he said, “CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You’re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW!We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They’re going to STICK! Careful . CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you’re cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don’t forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!” The wife stared at him. “What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don’t know how to fry a couple of eggs?” The husband calmly replied, “I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I’m driving.”

So, hear is joke number 2. I like jokes about marriage. They crack me up.

Before Marriage:
She: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
He: Do you want me to leave
She: HELL NO! Don’t even think about it.
He: Do you love me?
She: Of course! Over and over!
He: Have you ever cheated on me?
She: HELL NO! Why are you even asking?
He: Will you kiss me?
She: Every chance I get!
He: Will you hit me?
She: Are you crazy! I’m not that kind of person!
He: Can I trust you?
She: Yes.
He: Darling!
After marriage: (simply read from bottom to top !!)

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