funny

New laptop

I am sitting here waiting for time to be closer to go pick up Cody. I feel lost, I left my phone at his house and I didn’t feel like going back to get it after I was already back at my house before I realized it was gone. Silly me. 🙁

I haven’t been doing much today. I watched a couple shows of Cold Case. Then did dishes. I’m putting off doing the floors until tomorrow. Everything else is done. Dishes, picked up bedroom and living room.

I got a new laptop last night. I have been having tons of fun with it. Just installing programs and what not. I think I’m spending the night with Cody tonight so I can play around with it more there.

I also, banned the lovely IPs coming from an area in KY. I thought it would be funny. 🙂 It makes me smile a little. But anyway, it is almost time to leave and I need to get my stuff together.

His deceit

People amaze me. They really do. I think about my life. My idea of where I want to be. Who I want to be. What I am going to do when I grow up. You know what I have no clue. I am okay with this.

This scares me to death. That I am okay with this. I am 23 going on 24. Aren’t I suppose to know what I want. At least an idea. I know the people I want in my life. But that is about it. Crazy thought.

I am not sure what to make about this thought. This fear. I know what I need to get done in life. I need to get Greg out of my life for good. That means I need to get everything together to get the divorce. Then I can drop him out of my life forever. I don’t regret much but he is one thing I do. I wish I had never met him. He pulled me in with his lies. His deceit.

I’m not going to lie. I got sucked in. I fell for it all. I can’t believe how stupid. How dumb I am. Wait, I can. It happens.

I’m not sure where this entry is going just wanted to write. I need to finish painting my nails. I need another coat. Then dishes. Then I am heading back over to Cody’s I think. I miss him.

I want to laugh

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. “Careful,” he said, “CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You’re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW!We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They’re going to STICK! Careful . CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you’re cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don’t forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!” The wife stared at him. “What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don’t know how to fry a couple of eggs?” The husband calmly replied, “I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I’m driving.”

So, hear is joke number 2. I like jokes about marriage. They crack me up.

Before Marriage:
She: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
He: Do you want me to leave
She: HELL NO! Don’t even think about it.
He: Do you love me?
She: Of course! Over and over!
He: Have you ever cheated on me?
She: HELL NO! Why are you even asking?
He: Will you kiss me?
She: Every chance I get!
He: Will you hit me?
She: Are you crazy! I’m not that kind of person!
He: Can I trust you?
She: Yes.
He: Darling!
After marriage: (simply read from bottom to top !!)

Finally

This is a long time coming. I have been dying to update the site and I have finally found the time to do it.

I’m fixing to wake Keith up, see if we can go get something to eat or if I can fix us something. :food: I am for real needing to get something to eat. I haven’t really ate much of anything in the last 18 hours.

BTW, I finally got around to uploading my latest tattoo. I know, I got it in Nov. and just now uploading images. I’m smart like that. . .LMAO 🙂

Especially called “passwords.txt”

God people are so mean, I just found this on Grouphug.Us. I can’t believe what people will do to other people. Some people are just evil. 👿 But on the other side, I do kind of agree with the very bottom part. “This should teach people to be more careful and not uploading a text file (especially called “passwords.txt”!) in a directory without any index file or .htaccess protecting it, or even without chmodding it.” I guess it would teach them. I would have to agree.

I found log ins and passwords in the results of a famous search engine, I tried them and they worked. I could change the password this guy’s email address, all the instant messengers services he was using, change his innocent profile to a sex beast, thirsty to death of orgies and wild sex, changed his website, inserted a lot of porn pictures all over it so that slowed down any browser used and longer/harder to close.

This should teach people to be more careful and not uploading a text file (especially called “passwords.txt”!) in a directory without any index file or .htaccess protecting it, or even without chmodding it.

The next time I’m thinking of inserting flash animations of 0x0px but containing a loud sound about an horny girl having an orgasm or just having sex, or the famous “My boss is a c*nt!”. Embedded wavs/mp3 doesn’t work on all the platforms, and almost everyone have the flash plug in.

Am I just as bad as that person? No, I can’t be. I just agree with some of it. LOL I am a little bitch sometimes, aren’t I?

Here is another entry I found there.

my boyfriend came inside of me last night so i’m figuring that i could be pregnant. i have no problem getting an abortion and he has no problem paying for it, but i’m just too lazy to go through all of that.

WTF? :ouch: If that chick is too lazy to get an abortion then she is too lazy to have a kid. OMG! I can’t believe people. This just shows you what kind of people are out there.